literallysame:

I hate this website so much


christoph-waltzed:

I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get  it cut

So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to.

She came in the next day with her hair cut how she wanted it and a smug grin on her face and I knew that that girl was going places. 


edwardspoonhands:

all-the-weird-things:

exploratorium:

mashable:

itscolossal:

A Multi-Camera 360° Panoramic Timelapse of the Stars by Vincent Brady [VIDEO]

WHOA!

Too mind bending not to reblog!

i feel like this is exactly what Vincent Van Gogh saw and now i am crying 

GOTTA FIGURE OUT HOW TO WATCH THIS IN THE OCULUS!!!

edwardspoonhands:

all-the-weird-things:

exploratorium:

mashable:

itscolossal:

A Multi-Camera 360° Panoramic Timelapse of the Stars by Vincent Brady [VIDEO]

WHOA!

Too mind bending not to reblog!

i feel like this is exactly what Vincent Van Gogh saw and now i am crying 

GOTTA FIGURE OUT HOW TO WATCH THIS IN THE OCULUS!!!


An Infinite List of Beautiful Collections -  Zuhair Murad Pre-Fall 2014 (part 2)


geekygothgirl:

ieatcats:

lipstick-lesbian:

teamvalkyrie:

moriartystayingalive:

hightreas0n:

z0mbiitch:

I didn’t know I was gay

The last gif, oh my.

Literally the first comment.

excuse me Imma go jump on this woman, hold my purse

MARRY ME

Oh wow

Life goals: Smolder like Natalie Dormer. 


funonthehorizon:

fatandfabulousmermaid:

One of the first things they ask you in the ER is to rate your pain on a scale from 1 to 10. I’ve been asked this question hundreds of times and I remember once, when I couldn’t catch my breath and I felt like my chest was on fire, the nurse asked me to rate the pain. Though I couldn’t speak, I held up 9 fingers. Later, when I started feeling better, the nurse came in and she called me a fighter. “You know how I know?” she said, “You called a 10 a 9.” But that wasn’t the truth.

I didn’t call it a 9 because I was brave. The reason I called it a 9 was because I was saving my 10…and this was it. 

this scene tore my shit up 


twinkforbigmen331:

thedarkmatteralchemist:

penis-hilton:

EVERYTIME I SEE THIS POST I’M AFRAID TO SCROLL TO THE END OF IT BECAUSE I ALWAYS THINK BETTY WHITE HAS DIED

Betty White, last of the jedi.

WHO DID THIS


happiness-is-here-again:

a practical guide to becoming a true pun master

animeteen:

  1. accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
  2. say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
  3. ALWAYS laugh at…



hotelceilings:

brookeeverdeen:

*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school

*puts it towards buying more military defense* *raises college tuition*


liamdryden:

michaelmidnight:

mydollyaviana:

Disney/Pixar miniature photoshoots by Kurt Moses

OH WOW

!!


Hey there, Mr. Grumpy Gills. When life gets you down do you wanna know what you’ve gotta do?  J u s t  k e e p  s w i m m i n g.


floatingthroughpurple:

When my boyfriend and I went to the Museum of Contemporary Art we seen this rly cool and beautiful porcelain bust by Ah Xian.

floatingthroughpurple:

When my boyfriend and I went to the Museum of Contemporary Art we seen this rly cool and beautiful porcelain bust by Ah Xian.



bakasara:

obsessionisaperfume:

THE #LONELYJENSEN TAG ON TWITTER IS MY NEW FAVOURITE THING.

I WAS GOING TO SCROLL PAST THIS UNTIL I SAW THE HOURGLASS…

OH MY GOD